Friday, March 25, 2011

Twitter Hashtags: #GOPMOVIES

1. I Want to Know Everything You Did in Private Last Summer (via @NicLewis)

The Silence of the Unions (via @1fbwabad)

No Country For Foreign Men (via @GimmeSwag)

Glenn Beck Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (via @marta_vokshi)

American History X-ed Out (via @psychomama)

Raiders of Your Lost Social Security (via @bunyhgr)

Thelma & Louis Better Not Be Gay (via @_CindyK_)

How To Lose Your House in 10 Days (via @HayleeBee_)

"White Man Can't Jump: The Racism of Gravity Against White Basketball Players" (via @Bookishbirdy)

The Color of Money

Reagan Bull

(Foreign) Aliens

Marx Attacks

Sin City

Saving Private Healthcare

Romancing The Scum

A Day Without A Mexican

Bend It Like Beck

Clueless (via @RobinCook)

300 (New Jobs) (via @Andrew_Milner)

Slay Anything

No Country For Bold Women

Dude, Where's My Czar?

Maria Full of Disgrace

The Deported

Resident Evil

National Treasury

(Gay) Wedding Crashers

The Wikileaks of Oz

Milo and POTUS

Dawn of the Brain-Dead

Sharia Law and Order ===> for #goptvshows

33. Pride and Prejudice

Casa Blanco

A Few Old Men

There Will Be Blood Libel

Dr. No Strange Love

Weird Pseudoscience

Back To The Kitchen

The Gay After Tomorrow

There's Something About Mary Magdalene

Me, Myself, and I

Dumb and Dumber

Koch-y Horror Picture Show


Dazed and Confused

Stop Coming To America

Liar Liar

Beck and Hannity Make a Porno

Forgetting Sarah Palin

Stupid Troopers

The 40-Year Old Virgin

Sean (Hannity) of The Dead

Czar Wars Episode IV: No Hope

Rush (Limbaugh) Hour

The Queer Hunter

Womb Raider

The Brietbart Club

10 Things I Hate About You

60. Citizens With Canes

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Twitter: #100factsaboutme

1 - I have two from getting bitten by a dog, the other from appendicitis.

2 - I am Russian, Scottish, Italian, and Native American (my great great grandmother was Cherokee).

3 - I am half Jewish (as far as background goes). Some of my family are Holocaust survivors.

4 - I have a lot of recessive traits (can't roll my tongue or taste a certain taste - tested in high school biology)

5 - I'm from Georgia, but I have never had a southern accent. Neither does my dad. People find that fascinating.

6 - When I was a kid, I was afraid of vacuum cleaners. I also thought that the folding movie seats were going to eat me.

7 - I used to be Republican.

8 - My first kiss and first sexual encounter were both with women. (Gentlemen, contain your orgasms.)

9 - My eyes were blue up until I turned 13, then they turned green.

10 - I named 4 of my grandparents' cats. Squishy Nan, Soft and Gentle, Kaffy, and Chipper.

11 - I have two pairs of handcuffs. That's just how awesome I am.

12 - I was a huge nerd in high school. No one ever wanted to date me.

13 - I can't ride a bike.

14 - I love the outdoors. I go camping and canoeing with my dad at least twice a year.

15 - My favorite song when I was a kid: Jah Live by Bob Marley.

16 - I don't like James Bond. I am, however, a fan of Indiana Jones.

17 - I hate ketchup.

18 - I love sushi.

19 - I can slightly play the drums and the guitar, but I'm not good at either.

20 - I absolutely hate cooking.

21 - I don't drink soft drinks.

22 - I can't whistle.

23 - I have OCD when it comes to objects being lined up straight. Sometimes my friends move things in my room just ever so slightly in order to mess with me.

24 - I am a lot like my dad in many ways. I hate playing Scategories with him because we think too alike and put down the same answers.

25 - I was always notorious for being "boy-crazy" and "hot for teacher."

26 - Despite my sexual nature, I am pretty paranoid about safety, and therefore, have only had a few partners.

27 - I once kicked a guy in the balls for touching my boobs.

28 - I love icing more than the cake.

29 - I want to do naughty things to John Cusack.

30 - I watch porn.

31 - When I was 16, I was arrested for attempting suicide (somehow). Instead of juvenile, they sent me to a mental hospital.

32 - My favorite movie is Jurassic Park.

33 - My bra size is 34 C.

34 - I love spicy food. Sometimes, I even drink shots of hot sauce.

35 - When I was in middle school, I used to steal gel pens from the school store.

36 - I played the part of Dodecahedron in my school's production of the play The Phantom Tollbooth.

37 - I hate the song "Fly Like an Eagle."

38 - My first love was chocolate.

39 - I love discussing politics and world events. I think it is a shame that so many simply do not care.

40 - My favorite video games are Frogger and Sonic the Hedgehog.

41 - I am terrified of cockroaches. Those fuckers freak me out.

42 - I can eat cereal every day and not get tired of it.

43 - I have a pair of hot pink lightning bolt earrings.

44 - I am a fan of Mel Brooks. :]

45 - I like to play pool. However, I wish I was better at it.

46 - I hate looking at advertisements. They're all pretty much gibberish and bullshit.

47 - I think John Cusack has the sexiest voice.

48 - I used to do Improv comedy a while back.

49 - My middle name is Desiree (with an accent mark).

50 - I love it when men are awkward and shy.

51 - I have a very weak sense of smell.

52 - I had a pet bunny named Oreo. His head and butt were black, but his stomach was white.

53 - I like penises. B====D

54 - I have ridden horses a couple of times. It was rather uncomfortable.

55 - I have never once complained about the toilet seat being left up, and I still cannot figure out why it is a big deal.

56 - I don't fake orgasms. I don't see the point because sex is good for me regardless.

57 - My favorite food is shrimp.

58 - I spent 3 months abroad in Germany.

59 - I have a birthmark on my elbow.

60 - I cannot sleep with the television on.

61 - I have already been given the nickname Bones (as in the tv-show...since she is a forensic anthropologist).

62 - My shoe size is 9 1/2.

63 - I will actually drive 2 hours away just to get a Chick-Fil-A sandwich.

64 - I love to swim and I love being underwater. I have a pair of dorky face mask goggles and I still use them (just not in public). :]

65 - Halloween is my favorite holiday. Coincidentally, horror/thriller is my favorite genre.

66 - I have no full siblings. I just have two half-brothers, one half-sister, and one step-sister.

67 - I wrote an entire comic series about a grim reaper named Tim Reaper and his friend Bob. Unfortunately, I lost it. (Which is probably for the best, anyways.)

68 - I desperately want to visit Costa Rica.

69 - ♥ I LOVE SEX ♥

70 - I have a slight crush on Gene Wilder.

71 - I could listen to Led Zeppelin's D'yer Mak'er repeatedly and not get tired of it.

72 - Jesus-freaks make me angry.

73 - In high school, I used to steal lunches from the cafeteria.

74 -
I subtly hold my boobs in place when walking down stairs.

75 - I have quite a sock collection.

76 - I have never had a cavity.

77 - Raw cookie dough is my guilty pleasure.

78 - I get off on this 70 Hemi Cuda Convertible

79 - My favorite movie quote is the "Mawage" quote from The Princess Bride.

80 - My favorite Groucho Marx quote is "Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you."

81 - I do not care to mingle with places that decline to serve breakfast all day. (lol)

82 - My biggest pet peeve is road rage.

83 - Places that don't take American Express just piss me off.

84 - I'm such a lightweight I could probably get inebriated off of Kool-aid.

85 - Depeche Mode, Garbage, OMD, CCR, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Van Halen, and The Who are some of my favorite bands.

86 - The songs that mean the most to me: Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division, Looking Out My Back Door - CCR.

87 - The Platters are my favorite 50s band. I love the song Smoke Gets In Your Eyes.

88 - The film A Streetcar Named Desire is one of my favorite films of all time.

89 - Some of my favorite books: Catcher in the Rye, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Road, The Secret Garden, Call of the Wild.

90 - My favorite childhood books: Black Beauty, Heidi, Walk Two Moons, The Secret Garden (still a fave), Nancy Drew series.

91 - I miss thunderstorms. I love California, but it doesn't storm here, oddly.

92 - I absolutely love Eva Gabor's voice.

93 - I am a pro at fastening and unfastening my bra without moving it. :)

94 - I love kids and I'm pretty good with them. I am the go-to babysitter because often the kids love me, too. :)

95 - Whenever I go to a diner, I always order chocolate milk except, on occasion, when they offer chocolate soda.

96 - I make my own clothes for The Sims using GIMP and The Sims Bodyshop.

97 - My favorite alcoholic beverages are Pina Coladas and White Russians.

98 - I am a bargain hunter. I bought my prom dress for $50.

99 - My favorite character from Sex and the City is Samantha.

100 - I would absolutely love to travel around the world on a cruise ship. :]


101. Billy Idol. (brought to you via Formspring question, hehe)