These are my thoughts for the day:
Dear America, why is it that we are more interested in watching American Idol than following the quintessential events that happen in our own country? Why is it that we are so preoccupied with finding out our daily horoscope than sparing even just a second thinking about issues that affect the lives of every living thing circumventing the globe? It is so unfortunate that the number of people who are actively interested in politics is not even close to the percentage of this population who think I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is an invention worthy of a Nobel Prize. The rest aren't even sure what a Nobel Prize is, but hey, they have got better thinks to do like finish the current episode of Jersey Shore because, as we all know, it is an immortal sin to not engage in the pop cultural facades of the decade. And those who do? Oh those people are just snobby liberals who want to enforce their own beliefs on the rest of the country. Right? Please, spare me of my awful ungodly sins.
And this goes out especially to all the women out there. PLEASE use your brain instead of following Sarah Palin's fake version of "feminism." That is NOT feminism. In fact, that is the exact opposite of women's rights. I am especially harsh on women because after all that our courageous sisters have done just so that we can have equal rights with men, it is such a pity to see women fall into the beauty queen, materialistic, dumb, kitsch-ified bimbo trap. There is a special place in Hell (if there is such a place) for women who don't help other women. DON'T DO THIS. - The chart below applies to everyone.