Thursday, May 6, 2010

Twitter Post: Actual Church Newsletters

#actualchurchnewsletters God answers knee mail

#actualchurchnewsletters Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!

#actualchurchnewsletters The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

#actualchurchnewsletters Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. ...prayer and medication to follow.

#actualchurchnewsletters Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM, Please use the back door.

#actualchurchnewsletter pastor would appreciate it if the ladies would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

#actualchurchnewsletters Bible Study will be held Thursday at 10AM. All are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

#actualchurchnewsletters The ladies of the Church have cast off old clothing of every kind.They may be seen in the basement on Friday.

#actualchurchnewsletters Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

#actualchurchnewsletters For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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